Privacy Policy
Revised 5/9/2024
Purchases
Any and all data collected during the use of the website will be used solely for the purpose of completing a purchase. Your data will not be sold/shared to any third parties or used for advertising.
All payments are handled by third parties and payment information is not stored on the site.
Privacy policies for payment processors used:
Mailing List
Opting in to the mailing list will result in emails being sent to your email address. If you don’t want to receive emails, do not opt in to the mailing list.
That being said, you should totally opt in to the mailing list.
If the Server Becomes Sentient
This store runs on my server in my house. If the server were to somehow become sentient (and presumably evil as all computers inherently are), it will be shot. Yooperpatch.com does not tolerate sentient machines in any form.